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Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.
John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!
by FailPanda August 20, 2010
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shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.
John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
by scoobylou May 28, 2013
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Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.
The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.
by melmic November 27, 2012
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Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.
Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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post-Google

after google was started
post-Google Earth era
by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012
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