by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

Hym "He was wearing goggles and everything guys! Dammit! These are the times I regret not being a YouTube sissy. Goddamnit..."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek
by Joe Pfeil October 25, 2007

1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
