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Goblin mode expert

Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022
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loot goblin

AboToes won't shut up about loot

AboToes took all of our loot, what a loot goblin
by xxxtentacionlad April 15, 2018
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Chocolate Goblin

An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.
"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"
by jebudas666 October 16, 2009
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Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 24, 2007
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Goblin

"Bro, whatever you do, don't make out with that Goblin. That would be such an L."
by dmvwords May 22, 2018
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goblin_child_3000

the best tiktoker that ever exists :0 <3
"have u heard of goblin_child_3000?" yes omg they're the best!!"
by sweetnihachu September 17, 2021
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gobibe

Gobibe is the mix between a title and a name. The title part of the name comes from a man that lived 3000 years ago. He is famous because he conquered Funnyanymoreland and liberated it from the boring people, otherwise known as nwords. He chose a funny path to live, and he achieved great things. Due to his rightful way to live, and because of his endless internal comedy, the people of funnyanymoreland started begging of him as a god to provide them with entertainment and comedy. Because of the divinity that comes with the name, many parents have chosen to name their child Gobibe. And even if he had terrible genetics or just a great lack of iq, he has always achieved great things and a fatload of entertainment. But beware, the gods are very limited with divinity, and if too many children get the name Gobibe, hell shall doom the earth. The religion that begs of Gobibe is called Gobibers, and they have a special reincarnation. They become a part of the worldcomedy, which is similar to the hinduisms brahman.
We beg of you for a sign of funny or entertainment holy Gobibe, just this once.

One time, show me some comedy, it's all I ever wanted!
by BigPapa69420974 April 19, 2022
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