andrew garfield

andrew garfield is literally the most handsome man on this world

i would let him break me like a glow stick.

“andrew garfield is the daddy of all daddies”

by simpforoldermen April 13, 2022

Lil Garfie

A rockstar from space gang that loves to trip and spreads positive energy that originated in Florida

Is that lil Garfie the rockstar he’s so hot

by Space gang June 26, 2023

Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio

Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio AKA AGMasterbeater is a newcumer to The World of Sigmas. He makes beats that will make you want to sex. The songs slap harder than Angelo when he found out Anthony was gay. He has the most massive legs and juiciest booty that will make any girl jealous. Overall he is a kind man who likes to shoot trees in the aria.

Girl 1 : Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio is so hottttttt
Girl 2 : I know, his eyes are so dreamy

Guy 1 : SHE HAS NO RIGHT

by Dawier May 10, 2023

Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Saint Charles Garnier

This is literally the weirdest Catholic elementary school ever. Filled with autistic children who think they are the best at everything, and when I say alot I mean ALOT of basic hoes and an alligator as a mascot cause why not...LiViNg iN fAiTh, lEaRnING fOr liFeEeEe.....GO GATORS GO! ! !

Saint Charles Garnier students: date eachother, and either act like they are 20 years old or 4.
Me: kahoot is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kashoot myself at this school.

by AlienNotHuman May 25, 2019

Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine

A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.

John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!

by Edgar Auden Philbrick March 31, 2023