somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
Get the goon jockeymug. Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
Get the The Cool Goonmug. The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023
Get the Goon Squadmug. The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
We gooning COD Warzone tonight.
by darkduds April 19, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. (Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
Get the Derek's Goon Techniquemug. by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
Get the Goonmug. M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
by FernGmod June 21, 2025
Get the Ethical gooningmug.