google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019

you got a pair of google slides? me too!

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022

google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

Rage Googling

Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…

Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are

I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!

by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022

google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.

i have google bordum.......

by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019

Spring Googling

The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.

"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."

"Time to do a little Spring Googling."

by ijy April 19, 2014

Google Rat

Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah

Google rat is cringe af

by GoogleRat March 6, 2021