A rich person who thinks he or she is a hippie. A phony. They have hippie tendencies but always include modifications to ensure comfort and please their rich tastes. For instance, a Gold Card Hippie will only go to a Grateful Dead show if there is assigned seating and they have the most expensive seats and wear nicely pressed tie dyed shirts (which they only break out once a year) and try to dress like they don’t care with clothing from the most expensive designers. They generally can be seen at coffee houses drinking seven dollar coffee while surfing their incredibly expensive lap tops. They can also be seen at Whole Foods rudely blocking the food bar spending tremendous amounts of money on salads.
I went camping with Chad last weekend, that Gold Card Hippie brought an air mattress, his Wall Street Journal and a generator to power an air conditioner for the tent. I was so sickened by him, I gave him an Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Big Fizz March 31, 2010
Get the Gold Card Hippiemug. Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.
She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!
by blindeskimo23 June 5, 2009
Get the intellectual gold diggermug. Pothus symbolizes sex, something that everyone likes and some people crave.
Chrysus symbolizes gold, , something that is earned for in many societys, but when old and tarnished can be mistaken for something worthless.
Chrysus symbolizes gold, , something that is earned for in many societys, but when old and tarnished can be mistaken for something worthless.
The story of Sex and gold
Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, because he realizes that people like him and he is amazing so becomes vain, He only returns for Chrysus when his lustful relationships fail. Chrysus Loves Pothus truly, but Pothus cannot see it. It almost kills Chrysus everyday to see him with others, In the end pothus see's that the only one who truly cared for him was Chrysus. Pothus joins her to live together forever more.
Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, because he realizes that people like him and he is amazing so becomes vain, He only returns for Chrysus when his lustful relationships fail. Chrysus Loves Pothus truly, but Pothus cannot see it. It almost kills Chrysus everyday to see him with others, In the end pothus see's that the only one who truly cared for him was Chrysus. Pothus joins her to live together forever more.
by jenny lee smith bridge water December 31, 2012
Get the The story of Sex and goldmug. A greedy, slutty ho who chases after relatively low rent brothers who only have enough cash for a bit of bling and some decent rims.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
Check this out, Tyrone has been rolling with that trifling ass Gold Tooth Digger Yolanda. He been taking her to Burger King every damned night for a week!
by Money $hot December 2, 2010
Get the Gold Tooth Diggermug. by I wanna commit June 22, 2017
Get the golding middle schoolmug. by TheJew47 June 30, 2017
Get the Gold Diggingmug. A classy cocktail in the form of a shot. It combines the aromatic liqueurs jagermiester mixed halfies with the sweet nectar known as goldschlager.
by J_Duece May 11, 2018
Get the nigger with a gold toothmug.