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pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubic “bush”
by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021
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Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.
I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.
by Ppmsster May 30, 2022
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Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation).
Better Homes and Gardens is one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve
Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!
by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020
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