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Get the Flumpcin mug.A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.
Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
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Get the Flumper mug.A Fruman is a person who is always stressed and does not know how to make decisions.
For him the most important aspect of life is studying, but he is too lazy to do it.
He is also very afraid of public spaces and people he doesn't know, but sometimes you can find him talking with a stranger he never met before about his problems in life.
He also never answers calls on his phone, and he always turns off his phone from the fear that someone would call him and he would actually need to speak to someone.
For him the most important aspect of life is studying, but he is too lazy to do it.
He is also very afraid of public spaces and people he doesn't know, but sometimes you can find him talking with a stranger he never met before about his problems in life.
He also never answers calls on his phone, and he always turns off his phone from the fear that someone would call him and he would actually need to speak to someone.
Hey, did you find Fruman?
No, I called him several times but he didn't pick up.
Wait, isn't that him over there talking with a stranger?
Fuck Me.
No, I called him several times but he didn't pick up.
Wait, isn't that him over there talking with a stranger?
Fuck Me.
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John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
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