Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

Rumble Fishing

Butt Sex. Just butt sex.

I’m looking for a strapping young lad who’s into rumble fishing

by The rumble fisher March 2, 2019

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

swedish fishin

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away

Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019

Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.

Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019