verb.
the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
by t4z July 28, 2011
Get the Cheeto-finger mug.When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
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by snatchtrapp October 19, 2008
Get the sleight of finger mug.So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
by bwnagemonster May 12, 2008
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Get the Fender mug.Finger Bang is the name of the boy band the boys from South Park and Wendy try to start up in order to make Cartmen's life long dream come true, to make ten million dollars.
To finger bang to use ones finger as a gun.
Finger Bang to rapidly insert one's finger(s) in and out of the pussy or anus.
To finger bang to use ones finger as a gun.
Finger Bang to rapidly insert one's finger(s) in and out of the pussy or anus.
"Have you heard Finger Bang's new cd? It's banging!"
With the hand in a gun shape - "Bang Bang I shot you down."
Guy 1 "So how was having Anna over last night?"
Guy 2 "Oh it was totally great I finger banged her all night long."
With the hand in a gun shape - "Bang Bang I shot you down."
Guy 1 "So how was having Anna over last night?"
Guy 2 "Oh it was totally great I finger banged her all night long."
by MoonSunStar April 8, 2008
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