Festosha

female reproductive organ. While drinking with friends The word festosha was used for a person that was heading home by himself. lol

You guys aren't getting any Festosha tonight.

by Booty grease February 9, 2014

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

Festpedia

Knowledge of MusicFestivals Worldwide & the artists who play them in the palm of your hand. Most commonly found in app stores as MusicFestival App for iOS & Android

I use my MusicFestival App for iOS & Android as a Festpedia.

Which festivals are closest to me? Better check my Festpedia.

by MusicFestival App June 24, 2014

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014

Festival Witch

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.

Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."

by pete45 February 23, 2015

Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017