February 28

National grab ass/tit day

February 28, ass grab time. 🍑

by KysUDickHead February 27, 2020

No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

2nd February

Thats the day in Bulgaria of the male born children, but in some reasons (like a urban tradiotion)mostly marked as the day of the gay male people :) There are a lot of jokes conected with 2nd of February. Its an unofficial holiday for all gay people :)

Happy 2nd February bro :)

by skokomut February 21, 2011

February 15

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

by Bawston69 August 17, 2019

February 10

Some peng guy probs called something like max is born on this day. He’s funny and has a banging personality. Don’t even get me started on how fit he is jeez. He could take your wife, have kids and use his return policy within the 30 days.

That’s a geeza from February 10. Lemme smash!

by Shagmeister2000 October 22, 2019

no fuck February

During this month, you don’t have any sexual intercourse with anyone. Anything that doesn’t involve penetration doesn’t count.

Had sex to often lately so I better do no fuck February

by Mooobagggsss April 20, 2018