Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

Worst Friend Ever

Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.

Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever

by beebe feeve July 27, 2010

crazy friend

Is someone who is just as crazy as you and is always thinking out the box...

Me: who's your crazy friend?
Friend: I don't have a crazy friend

Me: um yes you do its me I am your crazy friend

by CrazyAngelDust March 25, 2017

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19

Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019

National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day

On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️

my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!

by evelcarr April 15, 2022