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Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds
by MrOCD October 16, 2019
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feeder

In Tremulous, a noob player who lets the enemy team killing him, giving them advantage over his own team.
Stop feeding fucking noobs!!!

Please, don't feed.

Stupid feeder!!!
by ampiku June 26, 2008
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positive feedback

When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.
"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"
by noisebastard March 26, 2008
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feeding the horse

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.
although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.
by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011
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bottom feeder

Somebody who pays for hookers, and then fails to have sex with them.
Justin is a bottom feeder because paid for two prostitutes but ending up masterbating.
by Justin Platt April 25, 2006
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Bird Feeding

A new branch of S&M where one throws up whatever is in one's stomach and your partner eats it.
Friend 1 "After having a fantastic dinner last night with my girlfriend we went home and I gave her a bird feeding."

Friend 2 "That is some heinous shit man"
by MnJarvis November 13, 2011
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Omaha Bird Feeder

One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.

The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.

Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.

"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
by JBeano September 29, 2011
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