17th century English 

Gay; Stupid; Asinine

What are you? 17th century English or something?

17th century English by Master and Commander107 August 27, 2006

Alysse English 

An Uber Amazing girl, I love her she is my bffl. i think she is amazing. excellent tits.. and definitely not a slut.

p.s. she loves boats.

Alysse English is hot

Alysse English by OmNomArms July 19, 2010

Old English Rick Roll 

We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around

and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie

and hurt thou

how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"

Old English Rick Roll by Anonymous861740 March 23, 2022

Ghetto English 

It is the Curve in the back of a thick Black sisters behind where the back ends and the booty begins. "Dam thats ghetto english".

Man you see that, shes has more Ghetto english in her back then in Webster’s Dictionary.

Ghetto English by Gianjah October 9, 2008

Olde English 

A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.

"Olde English wore a thong today. I threw up a little."

Olde English by Kubrick December 26, 2008

Bastardised English 

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.

It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?

Bastardised English by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004

The english language

trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.

Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu

The english language by peepee expander December 7, 2020