by anonymous September 20, 2023
Get the The Ed Sheeran Effectmug. Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
by IkuraEater August 10, 2014
Get the go co-edmug. by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009
Get the Jo-Jo-edmug. I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
Get the Amelia-edmug. ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes
Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."
Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.
Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.
by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023
Get the Ed Sheeranmug. by It’sMe,Freshman July 28, 2022
Get the Th edmug. When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.
by The Cape May Creepers May 3, 2018
Get the TITANIC-edmug.