The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

EI extra intelligence

E i extra intelligence refers to the exceptional cognitive abilities or intellectual capability that goes beyond the average or normal range

The knowledge graphs prove EI extra intelligence exists

by Scott Scott September 16, 2024

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025