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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
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Danger Dunk

The act of performing a high risk maneuver which involves dunking a biscuit in tea for a recklessly excessive period of time, resulting in a structural failure of the biscuit. This causes an undesirable sodden residue in the bottom of the cup which may be accidentally ingested, causing you to reconsider your life choices.
Baird didn't understand the risks involved in performing a danger dunk, this soon wiped the smile off of his blissfully ignorant face when his biscuit plunged into the void causing collateral damage to his sleeveless T shirt and leading to the eventual corruption of his tea.
by MCbobzy June 15, 2013
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Whopper Dungeon

A Whopper Dungeon is the ascended state of a fat introverted nerd's bedroom after they've spent a period of over 10 hours gaming within it's walls
"Hey Trav, can you clean your bedroo-" "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH MOM, this is no bedroom. It's a Whopper Dungeon now"
by Dugo Ovaries April 16, 2019
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scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong
by AbyGal April 24, 2009
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In more shit than a Werribee duck

Meaning in very deep shit.

Expression from Victoria Australia, where there is a major sewerage treatment plant in an outer suburb of Melbourne called Werribee.

Thus any duck in Werribee is said to be in a hell of a lot of shit!

Obviously The name of Werribee can be substituted with the name anywhere with a large sewerage treatment plant or anywhere with large amounts of untreated sewerage.
"The cops caught up with Freddo, he's in more shit than a Werribee duck now!"
by Captain Colvan June 7, 2012
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wubba_lubba_dub_dub

Rick: Wubba_lubba_dub_dub (Yells this frantically at Satan while flicking him off and frantically jumping up and down)!
by Hitler'sEvilTwin April 17, 2014
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dungcicle

A frozen piece of turd, preferably found on the grass on a cold Winter's morning, that has a stick poked into it to give the appearance of a tasty brown popsicle.
Lil' Timmy was walking around on the grass in his barefeet on a frozen wet morning when stepped right on a frozen turd. Then he stuck a tree branch in the frozen turd lengthwise to create a tasty dungcicle he intended to enjoy when he got back in the house.
by HappyDungston September 30, 2010
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