designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl December 07, 2015
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Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
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Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.
I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.
by charliekelly July 23, 2008
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northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."
by The silent giant June 08, 2014
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feeding the driver

When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch
“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”
by BigRichardRick June 04, 2018
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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 03, 2015
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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
by JehovahsWitness May 15, 2015
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