cokeacola

it's a fucking soft drink company

cokeacola- A FUCKING Soft DRINK COMPANY
Dean: what is cokea.....
me: FUCKING SOFT DRUNK

by the inventor of a FUCKING SOFT February 1, 2018

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Pimp-Choke

A Pimps defense against rival pimps who are stealing his ho's.

Hardacre Pimp-Choked the shit out of that guy.

by Dylan Bermingham, Laura Steel March 9, 2007

Brazilian choke

A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.

Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.

Person2: Missed it

Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown

by IkuraEater July 9, 2014

diet coke

Crushed up ritalin or focalin. Typically lasts longer than cocaine, resembles cocaine, doesn’t taste as good (stings when you snort it), and feels about the same.

I’m about to snort some Diet Coke.

by wert555 February 18, 2021

coke nails

When someone has at least one abnormally long fingernail (usually the pinky) on each hand. Though it is not usually stated, it is assumed to be a substitution for a straw, rolled-up dollar bill, etc. for snorting cocaine.

Guy 1: Man, I wanna do some blow, but I'm outta straws and cash.

Guy 2: I got ya, scro! That's what my coke nails are for!

by voodoozombie August 25, 2013

diet coke faggot

made famous by zach russom
used when you are drunk and pissed off and the first person you see has a diet coke in their hand you get a free card to call them a 'Diet Coke Faggot'

Matt....ughhh...you're such a diet coke faggot.

by dietcokefaggot August 6, 2007