Corporatation

The conditioning of a people into seeing themselves as financial units of corporations rather than citizenry

The redefining of the citizen as 'stakeholder' has resulted in greater corporatation of the people.

by sageistor March 24, 2011

corpse sniper

A person, who in a video game such as call of duty, or halo uses a fallen players' body as a meat sheild, or a hiding place while prone or crouching, as the body camoflagues them and prevents people from seeing him properly.

cody: what the fuck?
john: ha.
cody: goddanm it you were a corpse sniper, weren't you?
john: wouldn't you like to know.

by powdergangerreaper13 June 18, 2011

Corpatea Smorpratea

An adjective that describes something Corporate.

The new sales model was rolled out reflecting the company's corpatea smorpratea rules.

by kemper19 November 28, 2011

corpulent cocksucker

A large, slovenly weasel that likes the chorizo weenosky. A veritable fellator that likes old Ford trucks.

Look at the the corpulent cocksucker in the old F-150...

by boohead January 4, 2012

Corporupt

Combination of "Corporate" and "Corrupt" to a pun.
In essence it's to be corrupt by ideology or design, and serve corporations regardless of ethics and consequences.

Examples: Fox News, Mitt Romney (R), and anyone supporting SOPA, PIPA, or NDAA.
Mitt Romney said "Corporations are people" with true conviction, therefore he is corporupt.
Fox News serves their corporate owners rather than their viewers, and is a fairly unbalanced corporupt propaganda machine.

by GulleLars January 5, 2012

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

corpsucker

from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.

Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!

by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012