Colon Blow

(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.

Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?

Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.

by The Holy Searse May 15, 2009

Colin

Colin is a very fat guy that has no ribs. He isn't gay but still just annoying. He's as stupid as a cow

Person: Look it's Colin!!!!
Other Person: Squeeze out his fat!!!

by Jeremy Mcmillan June 1, 2018

Colonial

A person who chooses the Colonial Faction in popular massively multiplayer game, Foxhole by Clapfoot studios. Usually this person is a cool guy who doesn't like drama and plays foxhole for the fun and not to win wars, unlike the Wardens.

Guy 1: Hey let's go Warden this war!
Guy 2: Hell not im gonna go Colonial and have some fun!

by SubwayKiwi November 12, 2019

Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

Colin

Icky. Unwelcome, lingering presence that fills an office, making the occupants skin crawl.

Colin is an icky individual.

by Mr. C. November 30, 2004

Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Colne

Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.

When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.

Colne, like Burnley is a small village in Yorkshire & is full of retards.

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007