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Hartpury College

In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.

It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.

Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.

There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.

Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
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Carmel college 

Carmel college is a school in Darlington, England. full of scruffs and bible bashers. Most of the boys there love the youngens where as the lasses love abit of everything. Known for its large amount of slags walking the corridors looking like watsits
No wonder she’s a scruff...she’s from Carmel College

lake erie college 

Totally cool campus! Must see! Lake erie college is a hidden gem in Ohio. It has one of the most spectacular small campuses I have ever seen, and the entire place is so student centered that everyone interacts all the time with the college's president! Cool!The students are really good looking, but mostly jocks. Female and male. They are really friendly and it has a great student culture and night life. The students are even entertained throughout the year in the presidents mansion for various school events. They even have a seret holiday when school is cancelled on a warm fall day. It is called mountian day and it is a blast. The college is alot of fun and it is pretty highly ranked and the only division 2 school in NE Ohio. I am really surprised that more people haven't heard of it. The only negative I saw was that some of the equestrian girls looked like thier horses, but the rest are really hot. The lax girls are hot too, but they and the equine girls are into preppy and pearls. So they are great if yout are into that type. I checked it out for lax and decided to stay. I don't regret it.

One of the best colleges in the mid-west for jocks and preppies! lake erie college
8-4 lake erie college football team this year
lake erie college by lax dudeman December 16, 2009

skerries community college 

it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon
hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there

Dickinson College

A small Liberal Arts college in Carlisle Pennsylvania. The majority of students hail from the Northeastern Corridor, though states like California, Illinois and Texas are growing in their presence. Its a fairly prestigous school notable for its world-class study abroad locations, commitment to sustainability as well as a useful education. Dickinsonians are noted for being passionate and engaging in the classroom and very community minded and globally oriented. Dickinson's sometimes called "Drinkinson" due to the perceived high amount of alcohol that is consumed on the campus. Though parties do exist, there are a lot of other social opportunties for students who don't wish to engage the "drinking scene"
Student 1: "What's Dickinson College?"
Student 2: "Don't worry about it, you wouldn't be able to get in anyways."
Dickinson College by Blooge June 15, 2011

Santa Monica College 

A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.
"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"
Santa Monica College by B47 June 25, 2009

Newington College 

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww
Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him