cloose

When walking in a group (3 or more people), two people unintentionally or intentionally draw closer to one another while walking until the person in the middle is squeezed out to the back.

Three boys are walking in a row. The two on the outside move closer and closer toward each other until the one in the middle is behind them both.
Boy from the middle: "Hey guys, don't cloose me out like that!!"

by MyOwnGuster December 9, 2008

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closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007

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close encounter of the turd kind

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

by carmenarmen February 11, 2010

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