Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.
Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning
by BlackJayd April 20, 2018
Get the Closet Drowningmug. by Jujubeanies1 May 4, 2025
Get the Closet Bedroommug. It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
Get the Zoom Closetmug. by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. by Spoodes July 13, 2016
Get the Sweaty Closetmug. by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
Get the Closet Monkeymug.