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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

chuck moss

A mentally retarded individual who takes a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit.
That special ed dude just left a disgusting chuck moss on my toilet.
chuck moss by Mall Slut January 10, 2010

Chuck Nelson 

Reverse anal cowgirl position in Full Nelson with legs included. A variation of a chuck thrust
Dude I got her in a Chuck Nelson Last night. Bitch have you ever been Chuck Nelson'd? Do you wanna be Chuck Nelson'd?
Chuck Nelson by benzanato May 21, 2011

five knuckle chuckle 

a slang term used for male masturbation.
"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

fat chicks

Women who are overweight yet still exude a sexual magnetism. Usually the girls you are seriously hot for, but are holding back cause you don't know what your friends are gonna think.
Dude A says "Dude what do you think of that fat chick over there?"
Dude B says "Damn dude, I didn't know you was a chubby chaser!"
fat chicks by Prissy June 13, 2005