christmas eve eve 

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.

cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.

christmas eve eve by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017

Reverse Christmas

To skull fuck a dead chicken.

"Roy, last time you did a reverse christmas, your wang got all skuffed."

"Shit, me and the boys are bout to do a reverse christmas on that fucker."

"There are many things you should never do, and a 'Reverse Christmas' is one of those things."

Reverse Christmas by Friar Gloam November 25, 2009

Jamaican Christmas Tree 

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

Jamaican Christmas Tree by Laingbang December 15, 2012

Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.

You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.

Boomerang Christmas Card by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011

Half christmas

The day honoring the halfway point until christmas, generally June 25. Often celebrated with excessive drinking.

Steve: hey Paul, June 25! It's Half Christmas! Let's get fucked up, because we have to be modest on Christmas!
Paul: sure, I'll get the beer!

Half christmas by Mistalazer June 5, 2011

christmas tree 

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

christmas tree by Kyle White December 29, 2003

christmas tree 

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

christmas tree by Max Debord April 21, 2007