chodesicle

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.

Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!

by Pasty boi June 12, 2007

Chinese highlights

A trick in which you ask someone if they want Chinese highlights and you run your toes through their hair preferably after you haven't bathed in a few days.

Permission is not always required. When your victim is not looking you can give them Chinese highlights as a sneak attack.

Girl #1: Hey, do you want some Chinese highlights? It will make your hair look amazing.

Girl #2: Okay, go for it.

Girl #1: -runs toes through girl's hair-

Girl #2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by VanWyngardenlevosia July 8, 2011

Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"

You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.

by phatpapa July 25, 2013

chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 11, 2013

chinese leprechaun

The little mother fuckers who steal your stuff when you are not looking so that you have no hope of finding it again.

God damn these chinese leprechauns stole my keys and I have no idea where they put them.

by LeBigestShrimp December 12, 2015

chinese jump boot

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.

"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."

by private shitbag August 18, 2016

CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)

Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.

"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"

"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."

by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014