Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015

The Chocolate Lab

Flat tonguing a girls butthole.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015

Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive

Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!

by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018

chocolate plum

When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!

I was hammering a chick in her ass and when I pulled out, she left a "Chocolate Plum" on my cock.

by Charlie's Nut Sack December 9, 2013

Hot Chocolate

A wonderful, warm chocolatey drink. Most popular around the Holidays and winter time. Usually associated with marshmallows.

It is also, apparantly one of Josh Rmasay from the SPECTACULAR Canadian rock/pop punk band Marianas Trench's favourite things to scream in the middle of Subway. Hardcore fans will laugh.

Person A: Hey, I'm going over to Timmy's to get a sprinkle doughnut, you want anything?
Person 2: Hot chocolate please!
Person 3: Oh I do so enjoy hot chocolate on a cold winter's day!
Person 1 and 2: Okay then...

OR

Person 1: HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hahahaha! Oh My Gosh! "On February 24th...the new Jonas Brother's CD comes out"
Person 1: Yeah! We're hardcore fans!

by imma_hardcore_fan_biathces April 12, 2010

sexual chocolate

a darkskin boy or girl who is sexy.most times they give you the urge to want To taste them

Darius is the sexual chocolate

by rosa w. June 17, 2008