Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart

I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.

by v_il2 March 15, 2021

long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Chocolate Miller

A tall glass of Miller Beer that has been set on the Glitter Gulch stage so a hefty Polynesian stripper can squirt her breast milk in the glass at noon on a week day asking, "How'd you like a little chocolate in your Miller?"

How'd you like some chocolate miller 'Polynesian tit milk' in your beer?

by Chocolate Miller May 3, 2021

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Hot Chocolate

A wonderful, warm chocolatey drink. Most popular around the Holidays and winter time. Usually associated with marshmallows.

It is also, apparantly one of Josh Rmasay from the SPECTACULAR Canadian rock/pop punk band Marianas Trench's favourite things to scream in the middle of Subway. Hardcore fans will laugh.

Person A: Hey, I'm going over to Timmy's to get a sprinkle doughnut, you want anything?
Person 2: Hot chocolate please!
Person 3: Oh I do so enjoy hot chocolate on a cold winter's day!
Person 1 and 2: Okay then...

OR

Person 1: HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hahahaha! Oh My Gosh! "On February 24th...the new Jonas Brother's CD comes out"
Person 1: Yeah! We're hardcore fans!

by imma_hardcore_fan_biathces April 12, 2010

sexual chocolate

a darkskin boy or girl who is sexy.most times they give you the urge to want To taste them

Darius is the sexual chocolate

by rosa w. June 17, 2008