Chibble

The fat under your chin makes a double chin.

Terry has a massive chibble because he is 300lbs and only sits on the couch and watches pawn stars all day because his wife left him for a crack head.

by bleenis December 12, 2024

Cobblestone

An intentional distraction or misdirection, for the sole purpose of confusing or deceiving a chatbot.

So named because cobblestone roads act as tiny speed-bumps, which prevent comfortable passage at quicker speeds - thus, necessitating slower and more cautious speed.

I made sure to include enough cobblestones on my blog, to confuse any chatbots that want to whiz thru my data.

by Tetchuma September 22, 2025

cobblecat

he's a minecraft shorts youtuber, wannabe voice actor. does a lot of minecraft parkour in the background of random tumblr posts. it's a wonder how I got into his fandom of sorts. can you even consider this a fandom? anyway, noticed nothing comes up when you look him up here so I'm putting this in.

please stop asking him for whimper audios. he's not gonna do it.
or maybe he will and then I'll look stupid. oh well.

anon 1: cobblecat when are you gonna post the whimper audio
anon 2: LEAVE COBBLECAT ALONE?
anon 3: no they're right

by not keno November 11, 2025

Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009

doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009