Candice

Ligma but better

Person1: have you seen Candice?
Person2:who's Candice?
Person1: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH???
Person2: *jumps off bridge*

by STFU Candice._.noonelikesyou June 9, 2022

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

Candice

Ex as how people think to use it: Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so go*
Guess what guys, PEOPLES NAMES ARE SOMETIMES REALLY CANDICE! I have been friends with a Candice once and because of this joke, they want to change their name, stop using this joke it's not funny guys.

Candice is such a nice person

by Jerry The Rainbow Cockroach June 16, 2022

Candies

Pieces of sweet food you eat

Candies nuts fit in your mouth?

by mkdczld July 6, 2022

Candiru

A tiny parasitic catfish that lodges itself into the gills of larger fish, and (apparently) dicks (which I don't think is true).

Guy- I heard that the candiru fish swims up dicks or something.

Other guy- doubt

by piss fish August 15, 2022

CANDISH

An absolute wanker

Candish is being a wanker

by Hxhdjdsjsjjz August 20, 2022

Candi

Maia's mom

"Woah look! There's Candi! She's Maia's mom."

by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022