Cannonballism

when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word

Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.

by sassypants058 December 3, 2011

Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.

'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.

by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006

cannon

big round booty

(girl with big butt walks by)

De'von: She got a CANNON!

by champagneforever July 31, 2008

canton

to agree with skuzzi, canton is not to be confused with North Canton. Canton is a ghettotastic city that is about 50 miles south of cleveland. 51 weeks out of the year nobody really cares about it and 1 week out of the year (last week in June), a bunch of weird football fanatics come to town and the regular residents try to be on vacation that week.

I went to Canton to pick up my friend, and they were arresting his nieghbors for possesion.

by Paul June 19, 2004

cannons

a person whose guns have outgrown the word 'gun', and become known as cannons

andy: get a load of the guns on mr d
steve: those arent guns, those are fkn CANNONS!

by holmesinho January 26, 2007

Grand Canyon

The act of spreading a girl's ass cheeks or vaginal lips, then ejaculating at the top and watching the cum drip down the crack, mimicking the river that flows in the Grand Canyon.

She was begging me to cum on her, so I spread those cheeks and gave her the Grand Canyon.

by recklessxx November 15, 2011

cannon pairings

usually in reference to couples; the typical, or commonly-known pairings. commonly used in fan-fiction summaries to identify the coupling that will be used.

for twilight: the normal coupling of edward & bella, emmett & rosalie, alice & jasper would be idenified as "cannon pairings"

by miss cullen April 27, 2009