brain cancer 

When Cancer gets so terminal that it spreads to the brain

I HAVE BRAIN CANCER That dude looks like he has Brain Cancer

brain cancer by ghghghghghhghghgh September 2, 2018

whistle for cancer 

whistling for cancer like you were calling you're dog!!

response to someone expressing concerns that an activity like eating or smoking, can have hidden potential, risks for cancer.
also, a 'devil may care', masochistic, 'don't give a damn'!, 'bring it on'!! attitude towards the 'called out' activity.

-if there were charlatans re: health all through history, why would we be any 'smarter' now? better technology is not a definite 'catch-all'. -cell phones are suspect now, lap held radar guns have proven to give cops 'ball' cancer, so why couldn't something as simple and innocuous as say, plastic; be a cancer causer?? (radio & cell waves?) asbestos and DDT, once worshiped; now have the 'stamp of the devil'

-hey, hey, hey, "its' all good!" -'whistle for cancer'!!

hey bull!, you sure eat a lot of 'shit sandwiches'! '-whistle for cancer'!!
you're not worried breathing all those paint fumes?? '-whistle for cancer'!!
-you sure got a thing for those cig-o-rets, mi-cole!! -whistle for cancer!
you could catch 'the' cancer soaking up all that 'tainted shot'!! -whistle for cancer!!

whistle for cancer by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

lawls cancer 

A highly sarcastic way to lol. Usually followed by a long silence with an emphasis on "lawls."

Jack: Well, that sucked.
-long pause-
Jill: Lawls cancer.

lawls cancer by Kelmi March 20, 2007

Aeroprostate Cancer 

A form of Prostate cancer that forms when you wear to much cologne from Aeropostale.

"the doctor said i have Aeroprostate Cancer."

Aeroprostate Cancer by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

breasticular cancer 

Having breast and testicular cancer simultaneously.

That tranny totes has breasticular cancer

breasticular cancer by Gyorg Lopez July 13, 2014

Poo cancer 

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.

I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!

Poo cancer by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020

smoke a cancer stick 

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

smoke a cancer stick by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014