Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
by labeauf October 6, 2011
Get the Candy apple mug.noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".
Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.
Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.
Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.
Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.
Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.
Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.
Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.
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When you cum on her chest and she grabs your cock and swirls it around and then brings your cock to her mouth and sucks it off the candy stick
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Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.
Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.
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