It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012

cleaning the shish kabob

Masturbating

I got homw from work and started cleaning the shish kabob

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009

clean cutter

Someone who cuts themself but does so in a manner in which it does not bleed.

A girl cuts her finger but doesnt do it hard enought so it does not bleed.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

clean up in this hoe

This clearly means to spray windex into your hoe after anal sex. Gotta keep those hoes streak free!

After anal sex, I clean up in this hoe. Now I need more windex.

by Amerin November 14, 2007

Clean up good

a phrase that describe people having a legit grade in collage courses.

Dude1 "Rabbie" did you flunk out one macro biology test ?

Dude2 man , my grades are clean up good on ma whole tests . tests this term are a breeze

by Rabbie , Lawrence , nass Qr December 20, 2009

Clean Cut Thad

To be surprised, and sodimized, by a horny alligator

I was just looking for my golf ball but an alligator surprised me and gave me a clean cut thad

by Skizert October 3, 2016

cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

by XemnasT July 25, 2011