Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Electric Jazz Cigarette

Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.

Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?

by Slevenklevra July 25, 2019

frying a cigaret

To be too busy to help others while smoking a cigarette

I can't help you dude I'm frying a cigaret

by Fjfg September 28, 2019

Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

a drag of cigarette

To inhale smoke from something, especially a cigarette. The detective took a drag on his last cigarette and then crushed the butt beneath his heel.

Hey dud, give me a drag of cigarette

by Marquinh0 October 17, 2020

Send me some cigars

Send me some cigars, and promise I’ll shut the fuck up

Send me some cigars

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 25, 2020