christwagons

A semi-acceptable substitute for some sort of obscenity. Alternately, it can be accompanied by an obscenity, making it more definitive and possibly more humerous.
All in all, such a fun word.

1. JESUS CHRISTWAGONS ON A STICK!!!!

2. Aw fuckin CHRISTWAGONS that hurt!!

by jake teh kage October 3, 2008

Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.

Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.

by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017

Christopher Shaw

A fictional character from an episode story called The Shaw Brothers whom teenagers believe to be their pixel boyfriend . Christopher has shiny black short-cropped black hair and light green eyes to contrast them. He seems to be an asshole, but when it comes to April Montgomery, he's a cinnamon roll

Summer: how did you manage to fall in love with that scum bag, Christopher?

April: He’s Christopher Shaw! How can I not?

by Landon Wilder March 27, 2020

chris kamara

Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday

"UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!" - Chris Kamara

by LordRafox November 11, 2017

The Chris Effect

The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.

Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"

by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019

Christine

A beautiful woman with long locks and sparkling eyes. Normally has a boyfriend and admirers. Kind and smart. Usually seems depressed or sad. Normal my when people Complement her she usually denies the complement or ignore it

Friend "your so pretty"
Christine"no I'm not"
Friend"your so nice"
Christine ...

by BoiFwend January 21, 2019

Christine

A girl who all the guys want and think she's beautiful

Is that Christine? I want her!!!

by lucylove101 March 19, 2019