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Geek Candy

Things said or shown, real or rumored, to spark nerd buzz about a particular product, movie or television show.
Anything posted at macrumors.com is just geek candy - 90% of it is fake.

The previews for LOST next week show that Kate is going to take off her shirt - maybe it will happen and maybe not but total geek candy.
by thewolfe April 23, 2010
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street candy

"Street Candy"

Just another word for a prostitute. Slightly better in appearance than regular girls. Along the lines of "Street Walker", "Street Meat" etc.
"Kelly was a street candy, beautiful brunette from good family, turned to life of prostitution due to her methamphetamine addiction."
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Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
mugGet the Candy Vanmug.

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022
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Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014
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leg candy

someone with whom you sleep and while in sleep cross his/her leg(s) with yours.
Husbands and wives are often leg candy.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 5, 2014
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Gang Candy

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.
by LoganCircle January 4, 2010
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