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five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.
by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014
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5 o'clock chowder

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
by WtfWBL July 27, 2018
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Dirty night clown

A man or boy who follows home women and girls thinking that they'll have sex
You see Jeremy I heard he's a dirty night clown
by Titty crisont October 31, 2019
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carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.
@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.
by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020
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Jock o'clock

Jock referring to the genital area and o'clock referring to a specific time.

Jock o'clock refers to specific time a person has designated to masturbate daily.
Ronaldo: Hey dude wanna come and play a game with us a 6PM?
Tariq: Not at 6 dude, that's Jock o'clock!
by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021
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Queen of Clovers

In the card game Clover ♣ is one of the four suits of playing cards in the standard French deck and the card symbol depicts a three-leafed clover leaf. It also It connotes with a term used to describe a woman of any race who is only interested in Hispanic Men.
Audrey: Seems like Brooke only likes Hispanic guys, that's all I ever see her with.
Hannah: Yeah, she's a real Queen of Clovers.
by BlackHoleUnleashed March 20, 2022
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The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending
by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022
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