Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

boner baily

Regular looking guy with an extrodinarily large penis.

Girl A: Josh is a total Boner Baily!
GirldB: Really? I wouldn't expect that.

by muteaid November 28, 2003

Vagina Boner

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

boner-on-the-spot hot

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

by skipn1 June 9, 2005

Wind Boner

The act of erecting ones penis due to extreme wind activity.

i.e. Skydiving, motorcycle riding, and even a really windy day can all lead to the erection of a wind boner.

by Every_one March 31, 2008

Boner Laugh

a special kind of laugh that some males have,a laugh that causes him to become 'engorged'. This laugh is usually triggered by a conversation or event which makes him feel superior to others. i.e. seeing someone fall, or catching a stupid mistake someone made.

Boner laughs are often present in males who have a superiority complex or lower social skills.

Apart from the obvious 'Tent pitching' some tell tale signs of a boner laugh include
*tilting the head back
*a deep gutteral laugh
(the louder the laugh the stiffer he is)

"Oh My GOD he crashed the server!" HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA *boing

--later

"Hey did you here his Boner Laugh?"

by mgbrown September 11, 2006

Boner Control

When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"

As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.

by Johnny Cockex November 26, 2007