A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)
The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.
by weehawk August 02, 2012
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Genie in a Butthole

The fart that escapes when you’re towel drying your bhole after a shower.

Read butthole like bottle.
I dried my bhole so good a little genie came out- call that my little genie in a butthole.
by BeardProbs February 27, 2022
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coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee
You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 15, 2019
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Butthole Bisque

When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".
Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.
by TheJewishWonder April 03, 2019
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winged butthole

“I was at Steve’s place last night, and his girlfriend flashed me her winged butthole when he went to the bathroom
by Goldenboysixtynine November 17, 2023
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Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020
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