Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.

"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"

by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.

Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"

by unknown facts! September 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.

if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends

A Brandon is a bitch

by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon Garcia

Cracker with a baby dick and likes it when his dad shoves his cock up in his little baby bum.He gets all the girls but they leave him when they find out he’s a necrophiliac.

Yo Bro Brandon Garcia has a lil dick!

by big dim boiii November 1, 2019

Brandon

Me

Hey Brandon

by fjbgo[beoibegw[0bge December 17, 2019