Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!

Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018

reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"

Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin

by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016

Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die

guess who just got a blumpkin

by BurntGooner September 26, 2025

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019