black penis

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

by Trutherstein December 21, 2009

black kiss

The act of kissing the sexual's parters anus.

Latin women love to get the black kiss.

by Roberto Lamas January 10, 2004

black neck

This is not your everyday african american that we know and love, this is a very special breed called a black red neck or black neck for short. They like to watch nascar, wear cowboy hats and sometimes enjoy a monster truck rally.

Yo look at that black dude with the cowboy hat and belt buckle, he is totally a black neck

by d p 3 February 23, 2009

Rebecca Black

Justin Bieber, this time officially female

"Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?"

As you can see, Rebecca Black is the modern day equivelant of John Lennon

by umar_i April 4, 2011

Claudia Black

Claudia Black an the award-winning actress who appeared in Pitch Black, Queen of the Damned, Farscape, Stargate: SG1, and other television sereis and films. Her fans often are part of CBOOL.

Claudia Black won a Saturn Award for her role in Farscape: the Peacekeeper Wars in 2005.

by whisky May 27, 2005

Black Butler

Trying to explain to your grandparents what BB is about in the most pure, wholesome, and Christian way

Grandma: "What's that comic you're reading about?"
Me: "A Butler and his master going on adventures... Black BUTLER ye know uwu"
Grandma: "Aaaaaw that seems nice"

by AppleSauceTea December 1, 2019

black fart

A wet fart. Poo comes out when you fart.

Cameron why did you crap your pants?

Cuz I had a black fart!

by SlydaddyTim November 3, 2007