Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.

Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021

Forced Birther

Formerly known as pro life. Someone who thinks they’re pro life, but doesn’t actively support anything other than a fetus being born, whether it’s capable of living past birth or not, or whether it’ll harm the mother or not.

J: Hey brad, I’m pro life, what about you?
B: Dude, you are? What are you doing about the formula shortage right now? Or the thousands of kids in foster care?
J: The what? I don’t know about any of that I just don’t think abortion is okay.
B: That sounds like being a Forced Birther to me James, you need to support other things to lower abortion instead of being outright against it. Then the rates at which women and uterus owners need them will actually go down!
J: Woah really! Okay, let’s try doing that instead of stealing away a Woman’s and Uterus Owners right to choose!
B: Glad to have you on board!

by XashestoashesX May 13, 2022

birthday whig

A vagina.

"You should go back to your mothers birthday whig". "But her whig is at the cleaners?".

by jleethal May 20, 2009

Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

Birthday Fap

When one preforms the act of masturbation on said day of birth.

Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."

by lolidkyuaskbro October 27, 2011

Birthday Wash

When someone's Facebook profile is flooded with happy birthdays on their birthday, making any other posts on their profile impossible to find.

"Man, did you see what Dom posted on your wall?"
"Nah, dude. It was lost in the birthday wash."

by Swagabond October 22, 2011

birthmorrow

Birthmorrow - often mistaken for birthday in advance.
this obviously incorrect however...
If "today" is the "birthday", then "birthmorrow" is the day AFTER the "birthday"...

Sorry I missed your birthday. Oh, this present is for you. Happy Birthmorrow!

by dat-guy August 2, 2012