Bottle Battle

An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.

Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.

“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.

“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.

by Chick-with-Dicks.com November 17, 2022

South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.

"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."

by spellsnshit September 30, 2011

MAIN 7 GACHA LIFE SHITTING BATTLE 💪💪💯💯

the main 7 gc is a gc full of gay ass people who love the hit anime bungou stray dogs. the members being zen, kvi, cory, oreo, chango, cocoa, and clay.

"MAIN 7 GACHA LIFE SHITTING BATTLE 💪💪💯💯 IS COOL help me"

by lucia<3 August 6, 2023

battle royale

a kind of muffin sold in sparducks made of flowers. very common breakfast for antarticans. comes in many flavors.

ARTSCIs: "wow, battle royale is so good! i wanna eat it all the time!"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's."

by confucius December 28, 2005

Battle of Okinawa

The last and largest battle of the Pacific Theater in World War 2. It was an ultimate fail for Japan, which lost over 100,000 servicemen, 10 times as many as the United States did. If it was a Call of Duty match, Japan would be a camping noob, for it ordered its soldiers to dig in and wait for the Americans to come to them, and still got pwnd. The world's largest battleship ever, the Japanese Yamato, also epically failed, as it was sunk before ever reaching it's target.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that documentary on the Battle of Okinawa?"
Guy 2: "Yah man, those Japanese got pwnd!"

by tarantulaguy654 December 9, 2011

battle of the booties

The battle between fat women and skinny women (and all sizes in between).

There was a big disagreement about who was sexier: Camryn Manheim (YUM!!!) or Cindy Crawford (YUM!!!). The person favoring Cindy Crawford won because only skinny women are sex symbols in Hollywood.

by Marriage of Camryn Manheim To Justin Timberlake August 24, 2003

battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

by djsee4 February 20, 2010