baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

by master holy crap October 1, 2008

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016

baby hotline

a bop by jack stauber. its a pop song that cam out in 2019. its gas and u should listen to it. baby hotline could also be a term used to describe a friend who always gives u advice.

Person 1: "someone" just broke up w me. *sigh* im in desperate need of a baby hotline
Person 2: NO FEAR! BABY HOTLINE IS HERE

Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!

by corey<333 January 7, 2022

Brooklyn baby

a younger girl who lives in Brooklyn/or not and indulges themselves with older men, while being a hippy

do you see her boyfriend, she's a Brooklyn baby for sure

by rawrrawrdiamond February 10, 2021

March Baby

North american term for a person who exhibits shady and especially toxic traits that painfully complicate your life and/or someone else's. This type of behavior can last from minutes to months(so be careful), coming in at random times or even periodically. Though there's one thing you can certainly expect when associating with a march baby, which is emotional distress, so brace yourself.

She's such a March Baby, isn't it obvious? I lose brain cells every time i see her.

by JuicegxGod September 6, 2019

Dinner Baby

The condition when, after eating a large meal, one's stomach protrudes like that of a pregnant woman.

Term maybe altered due to mealtime: ie: lunch baby.

I had a dinner baby after the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by Murpy's Lawyer March 8, 2007

baby fuzz

Before a baby gets a full head of hair. It is usually in little patches.

"Aw look at his baby fuzz!"

by Lee Ann Rolan July 7, 2008