blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

blind baby

A one eyed brother in law

Hey blind baby lets go deer hunting

by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

Blind Retard

The AAPS superintendent

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school

by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019

blind stick

your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
🖤

my child broke my glasses
I am using a selfmade blind stick now.

by Krkič April 13, 2019

blinded by the bro

When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.

Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.

by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019