Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 15, 2025

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Austin long

A person whos hair looks like a mop and hangs out with roadmen

"Mop the poopdeck!" said austin long

by Your open bumhole December 01, 2019

Austin Mount

Has a large dick.

Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.

by Austin Mount August 12, 2018

austin-thomas

It’s the last name’s Austin and Thomas put together

Unknown: C. Austin-Thomas

by Camat March 08, 2021

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Austin Berube

Person who pulls off a Houdini impression in the middle of a dinner shift

Employee #1: Mate, this guy just pulled off an Austin Berube
Employee #2: Wooooooooooooooooooww

by Babubabubabubabubabu July 10, 2021