austin

He is in yrk and is ugly and his dick is small asf

damn there goes austin etheridge his dick is so small

by alexsmith8767 October 2, 2019

Austin

Hardheaded ass dude

Person: austin dont ever LISTEN

by Lil dic austins October 23, 2019

austin kopeck

based peck

Austin Kopeck is the based peck.

by ConstintineOOO November 30, 2013

Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

Austin

Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.

Guy 1: have you seen Austin?
Guy 2: do you mean that annoying red head?
Guy 1: Yes that one

by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020

Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023